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BATTLING WITH COMPUTERS! ....should read battling with USERS

6 • 2,204 jour, 07:55 • Published in New Zealand

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Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
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...
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD
out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer:

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Soldiers on A Train

3 • 2,203 jour, 07:56 • Published in New Zealand

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked

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Don't Mess With Women

7 • 2,201 jour, 12:45 • Published in New Zealand

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

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Just A Smile

4 • 2,199 jour, 08:42 • Published in New Zealand

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

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[MoFA] Rules for Incoming Congressman

13 • 2,198 jour, 07:17 • Published in New Zealand

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Débats et analyses politiques

Kia Ora eKiwis

Some general rules for our incoming congressman, most of you should be experienced and know this already, but for the others and to ensure … en savoir plus »