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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A Salesman was walking down a country road one day and saw a pig with a wooden leg running around in a front yard.
He couldn't believe his eyes....A PIG WITH A WOODEN LEG!
He just couldn't resist walking up to the farmhouse and asking the man
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or
my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu…
but I think it's Colin.
A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning aginst the wall. He asks, "Whats wrong with him?"
His assistant replies, "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him a bottle of laxatives."
"Idiot," says the chemist, "You