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by John Gormley
Paddy was shagging a pair of twins, John asks Paddy how do you tell them apart?
Paddy replied, "easy... Shirley's got blonde hair and Derek's got a cock!"
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Comments
How do you tell them apart if they have clothes on?
i spluttered my orange whilst reading
What makes it so easy to spot Prince's horse in a parade?
Purple reins.
😮!
These jokes really do live up to the "terrible" tag! 😛