Paper Mache - newspaper of Sir Gulden Draak

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Just Plain Stupid

47 • Día 1,719, 14:57 • Publicado en USA USA

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Greetings eUSA,

I hope you are enjoying your weekend. It saddens me to have to write this article, but it appears that on the eve of CP elections some in the country have decided to resort to cheap tricks and just plain stupidity. You may have

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Peace In Lithuania

3 • Día 1,713, 08:30 • Publicado en USA USA

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Greeting citizens of the eWorld,

Today, I come to you with joyous news, regarding the citizens of eLithuania. As you can see from the image below, it appears peace has finally come to the nation of eLithuania.

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The Yellow Brick Road

21 • Día 1,711, 12:47 • Publicado en USA USA

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

Greetings America,

Some of you may know me as Gulden Draak, Sir Gulden Draak, or that guy with the beard. Today, you will know me as the Wizard of Oz, that is right I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I like many of you, have been

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We Live In Interesting Times

17 • Día 1,707, 16:19 • Publicado en USA USA

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Debates y análisis político

Well America, it seems that our war with Canada has moved on from a lets whip them out and measure them contest, to a full blown pissing contest. Canada said this, USA did that, and personal communications have been leaked from both sides. In my

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Of Moose and Men

9 • Día 1,705, 15:22 • Publicado en USA USA

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Debates y análisis político

Greetings my friends, it has been many moons since I last published a serious article. However, the combination of this hot ass boring summer, and the current state of our country has led me to publish this article. Between beers today, I have spent