Foppery and Whim - newspaper of Madame Yang

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Rise of the Free Japanese Army

17 • Día 3,032, 21:39 • Publicado en Japan Japan

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Given the absence of even the pretense of a functioning government in eJapan, it behooves the citizenry to organize alternatives. This has been done with varying degrees of success in the past, but the old edifices of the opposition have become

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A Toast to Democracy

9 • Día 2,852, 19:23 • Publicado en Japan Japan

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Debates y análisis político

To our would-be dictators:

Please believe that I have a great respect for your talents and abilities. However, I cannot be your subordinate. The same is true of those who fight alongside me now; they could become your friends, but not your

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When Tomorrow Comes

9 • Día 2,785, 14:28 • Publicado en Japan Japan

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Debates y análisis político

Not too long ago, I was in conversation with an expatriate of eJapan. They are a growing demographic these days, as our citizens become dispirited over the sorry state of our nation and leave for greener, more inspiring pastures. He explained to me

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A Quick Response to the President

19 • Día 2,747, 01:02 • Publicado en Japan Japan

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Debates y análisis político

In the wake of the humiliating defeat at the hands of the plucky eBelgians, eJapan's president, Watan Tanka, dutifully slunk out to address his people. He could have saved himself and the entire country a whole lot of trouble simply by announcing

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No Justice, No Peace

25 • Día 2,744, 09:01 • Publicado en Japan Japan

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Debates y análisis político

eJapan has reached an impasse. Everyone agrees: without national unity, the country cannot hope to move forward and witness the reclamation of it's former greatness. The population has split fairly evenly into two great hostile camps and neither is