Event Horizon - newspaper of Bashher

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Return from the Void

10 • Día 2,316, 16:49 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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Greetings fellow eCanadians.

I have recently returned to eRepublik after a long vacation (couple years)… It seems that plato in an attempt to increase player numbers started emailing dead citizens and reminding them that wars were still

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Free Stuff !

10 • Día 702, 17:13 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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Thats right folks FREE STUFF for you...

Today as CitizenRobyn begins his campaign for a second term in congress he is making the rounds, kissing hands and shaking babies, while promoting his agenda he has been handing out FREE ehugs and ekisses

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Kill a Panda !!!!

21 • Día 690, 18:23 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone !!

As everyone has their holiday dinner I urge you to consider an alternative to the traditional roast turkey dinner.This year you should consider roast Panda....

Canadian bears are facing increased danger of

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Q2 house for sale only $7.99

2 • Día 676, 13:45 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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Thank you British Columbia for voting me into congress !!!

Now that I am a fat cat politician I need the big house on the hill to properly display my status of important person, or IP...

Unfortunetly the extra cash that comes with being a

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Thank you Peace !!

5 • Día 674, 11:35 • Publicado en Canada Canada

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I would like to thankyou Peace !

Why you say, would anyone thank those imperialistic basterds? Well actually there are several good reasons to thank peace for.

First for a lesson in humility. Getting knocked off the map will do that to a