Kill a Panda !!!!
Bashher
Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone !!
As everyone has their holiday dinner I urge you to consider an alternative to the traditional roast turkey dinner.This year you should consider roast Panda....
Canadian bears are facing increased danger of becoming extinct do to the migration of Pandas into their natural territory. Since there currently are no regulations against Panda hunting in Canada I urge all canadian citizens to do their part for the environment and hunt a Panda this weekend. Panda's look great stuffed and on a mantle, and are quite tasty.
For thanksgiving dinner I recommend the following Panda recipe.
Panda Rump Roat
Baste your freshly butchered Panda Roast with Olive Oil.
Cook at 350 degrees for approx 2.5 hours
Remove from oven and add cover in seasoning salt and montreal steak spice, Baste again with olive oil and then put back in oven
Broil for 6 minutes and remove.
Hope everyone has a great long weekend
and remember
SAVE A BEAR KILL A PANDA
Comments
Panda Tenderloin is also a tasty dish for the Christmas Holidays...
Yummy!
Panda jerky is also a tasty treat and makes great holiday gifts !!
Where would I get a Panda? Taiwan perhaps??
LOL
yum
Delicious ideas guys.
I had panda prime rib.
seriously, it was good
fuck pandas
i eat cats.
RAWR! o/
I support roasting Panada's
I heard there is a PANDAmic going around among these panda's... a lot of them are dying off from a rare diseased. I recommend making sure you're panda is government approved before eating.
Wow thanks dude 😕
I'm really speechless ...
I have offended TP, so I now will make an adjustment to my statement...
We should eat panadas because us humans deservere to eat cute and cuddly things, not horrid ugly turkeys...
That is all...
Awesome. Simply Awesome.
Voted and Subbed. And suddenly I've got a strange hankerin' for some BBQ Panda
I've never heard of a Canadian panda farmer. However, I do personally know many Canadian turkey farmers. This is just another example of foreign influences coming in and rewriting our holiday traditions to support their trade agenda.
I'm calling for a 99% import tax on all panda-based products. Unpatriotic people like citizenRobyn should be ashamed of promoting foreign imports.
if we eat all the panda's who will protect us from Godzilla's mainland counterpart, Manzilla?
Plugson what could be more patriotic than trying to save our majestic local bears
I wasn't aware of the majestic local bear economy. My apologies.
Panda shisk-ka-bob, anyone?
Citizen B