Canadian-Japanese conflict

Day 1,385, 19:50 • Published in USA USA • by Bucephalus92

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Right now eCanada is looking like a 3, now don’t get me wrong, I love our Bro’s to the north, but when I see them attacking a weaker country for no apparent reason I’m not gonna stay quiet about it.
For those of you who don’t know eCanada decided to NE eJapan a few days ago…
http://www.moviexpressja.com/movies/n/natural_enemy/natural_enemy.jpg
The eCanadians have since then begun their invasion of eJapan by attacking Hokkaido, and barring some sort of Japanese miracle they stand to win this first battle.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/11847
Since I learned of this turn of events while perusing the eJapanese media I have been trying to think of ways to rationalize this aggression from the eCanadians. In the end I came up with these three reasons, they are going after a natural resource that they do not already have or could not get easily somewhere else, they want to keep their population engaged invading another country, they feel that the eJapanese have wronged them in some way. While I was hoping that one of these three reasons would hold and thus stop me from being annoyed with the eCanadians, a quick look at the World Map and both countries emedia revealed that none of there is no proper reasoning behind the eCanadian offensive.
My first thought, that eCanada was going after a natural resource that they do not already have or could not get easily somewhere else was quickly disproved, considering the only Natural resource Japan has that Canada does not is fruit which should not have provoked an eCanadian attack considering the US has at least 10 fruit regions that we could easily give them free of charge. My second reason, that it was a way for them to keep their population engaged holds a little more water, but if that is why they are invading another country then why not invade England? In this way they would not only get their country engaged at the prospect of invading another country, but they would also be halping out the eIreland, a country which could surely use some help against the eBrits. My final reason, unfortunately, also does not explain eCanada’s actions. As I have looked over the eCanadian media during the last few days I have seen no articles listing a reason for the invasion of Japan…in fact I haven’t seen an article that mentions ejapan at all except for in their battle orders. The worst part is that when I commented on the battle orders asking why they were invading japan the only response I got was “because we can”…and then a south Korean guy yelled at me but I think he was confused😉 As such I have come to the conclusion that the eCanadians are wrong for their invasion of eJapan and that all possible measures, both diplomatic and military, should be taken to stop this useless war before it can progress any farther.
If anyone thinks I missed something and that the eCanadian offensive is justified then feel free to comment or message me and I will edit the article. Uniil next time…



Vote for the Japanese Women!!! Without our support the Canadians will get them!