The Evil Canucks

Day 1,384, 01:00 • Published in Japan Japan • by Origineel.NL


"Canada has proposed Japan as Natural Enemy and now it needs their Congress approval."

Canada has shown its cowardice today by putting a proposal up to set Japan as its National Enemy. Attacking a country half your size requires no bravery. Luckily for us the Canadians only have two allies which means that if we get enough support of our allies we still stand a change against the evil Canucks.

But be aware, Canada has spawned some of the most horrific and evil people on this planet. Here are some examples of the evil that awaits us.

Lets start with one of the most dangerous person currently roaming our earth infecting young girls with a terrible fever. Her name is Justin BIEBER.



Also watch out for this person, she is Canada's most powerful witch. When you encounter her make sure to put on ear protection.



Then there are the MOUNTIES, they might look innocent in their little red uniforms but don't be fooled they are dangerous. It is said that their uniforms were originally white and that the red colour comes from the victims they raped, pillaged and slaughtered.



There are dark times ahead for us but with the help of our Korean brothers and our other allies we will come out victorious and make the Canucks sorry for ever starting this war.