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[Weekly] Know your Enemy

Day 1,385, 16:12 • Published in Japan Japan

• by Fruitcommando

Welcome soldiers and allies of eJapan, I have set up a training simulation of the enemies you will face in the battlefield of Hokkaido and further battles in the war of Canadian imperialism. Please keep quiet while the presentation is in progress and take notes on their pig-disgusting figure, should you be face to face with one of these monsters this presentation could save your life.

Now that you have seen this it is time to get out of the battlefield and die for your emperor! Hail eJapan!

Until next time,
Der Kaiser Fructekommandante

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Ifke Day 1,385, 16:16

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Auraborus Day 1,385, 16:23

For the Emperor!
well done. I recognized the Biebers instantly! voted

Dimatrios Day 1,385, 16:34

Lmao you totally had me on the floor with this.

JFstpierre Day 1,385, 16:37

Let me say: I really lol'ed to this article. 😛
We'll let you use your chopsticks, we know you're terrible with it.

Sir Arthur William Currie Day 1,385, 16:38

I lold

Whiskey Jack Day 1,385, 17:07

we're in ur country, stealin ur ramens.

MaxMaher Day 1,385, 18:28

I lold x2

Bkk_on Day 1,385, 18:32

wtf lol

Jelly9473 Day 1,385, 18:35

this war and the allies just looks funny

KITA Ikki Day 1,385, 23:18

Fruity speaks the truth! eCanada, go back to the frozen tundra to drink Labatt's Blue and watch "Strange Brew" while dreaming of being Rick Moranis! Back!

Rin123 Day 1,385, 23:23

voted

just because the pictures are cool

sansae2 Day 1,386, 01:22

nice

calon rakyat jelata Day 1,386, 01:42

http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/102330_460s_v1.jpg

Algrisz Day 1,386, 08:53

voted n sub

MaedaAtsuko Day 1,386, 17:37

GJ!

voted

Tibulus Day 1,386, 18:47

V+S. So funny, lol

Roger Griswald Day 1,387, 06:31

Ok, but come on Italian and Indian, we are bringing the best foods to your door, now bow down and worship our queen (who is really the British Queen, but we let her run our country too)....

FOR THE MOOSE!

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