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Prepare from a frozen state

5 Day 1,858, 05:43 New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Sarah new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, 'Richard doesn't appreciate what I do for him.'

'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'

'No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen

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My True Love Gave to Me...

6 Day 1,857, 09:00 New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My dear subscribers and friends who read my articles. From today up to and including the 26th December I'll be publishing fun christmas articles for you to enjoy.

My True Love Gave to Me...

Dearest Dave,


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Ten worst gifts to buy a woman

2 Day 1,856, 08:01 New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Ten worst gifts to buy a woman

1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does

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Something Sexy......

1 Day 1,855, 09:31 New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

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Outspoken Animals

5 Day 1,853, 07:23 New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment




I hate it when he plays "Mount Everest."



Menopause sucks.

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