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How Many Dogs....

3 Day 1,844, 01:54 Published in New Zealand New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


1 Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside

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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

24 Day 1,842, 07:16 Published in New Zealand New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY



It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. … read more »

Satnav

2 Day 1,840, 07:47 Published in New Zealand New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are

I have a little Satnav
I' … read more »

Ever Have One Of Those Days

9 Day 1,838, 03:35 Published in New Zealand New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Ever have one of those days, when something seems a bit "off"

but you just can't put your finger on it...

[img]http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac331/ronell69/ever2.jpg[/[/img] … read more »

Tequila!

10 Day 1,836, 09:12 Published in New Zealand New Zealand Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees that it's filled to
the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand … read more »