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WHPR: Day 1909 - Congratulations (Assigned Candidate)!

10 Day 1,879, 08:52 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

(authors note: They have told me I am on an account deletion list supposedly)


Appropriate poster for occasion!

Once again (assigned candidate) was able

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God is Not Dead Nor Doth He Sleep!

7 Day 1,851, 20:49 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I heard the bells that december day
Whilst my tears flowed across my face
Looked to the Heavens wondered aloud
Is God dead? Doth he hear my shout?


(from my facebook page)

‎"God is not dead nor doth he sleep."

I have read your postings

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"This is the Second Level of Hell!"

5 Day 1,850, 20:40 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Warning if you're easily offended by people's eyes being sewn shut I suggest you read no further!

"How does it feel to almost die?" The child asked me.
"It feels horrible."
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The Seven Levels of Hell in Erepublik!

10 Day 1,843, 09:18 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dear Murica,

Well they say what doesn't kill us makes us stronger or stranger.
Perhaps a bit of both in my case.

Truth is I figured out what this is. This isn't death, this is punishment, punishment from the gods of this present evil

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Jon Malcom: Account Deletion

77 Day 1,830, 09:13 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dear Everyone,

I have decided to delete my account. This behavior may seem odd or strange but Erepublik holds no or very little interest for me anymore.

I will miss my friends and my country. I will miss writing to you.

But I will not miss

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