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My Response to Glove: Who We Are in the eUS

41 • Day 1,793, 20:14 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

You have all those people.

But you don't have me or people like me.
We're of the old breed but were like young Mustangs. We're just passing through but we might stay awhile. We don't obey your laws and we don't give two flying fuc*s about your

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Here's to The Crazy Ones. The misfits. The rebels.

31 • Day 1,782, 22:57 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dear America and Rick Von Ruger,

It's been a long week for us all. We've elected Pfieffer as President, we've defeated the AFA from PTO'ing us (for now), and we've arrived at a special time called Saturday night.
Some of you are getting drunk,

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Epic Rap Battles of History: Arundel vs Largo

44 • Day 1,778, 08:44 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY PRESENTS:

Henry Arundel VS John Largo

Largo:
Pathetic mortal I am JOHN LARGO
My eyes are like fire- my heart is colder than Fargo
You talk about the Marines that are ultra! I invented war!
Now bow down

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How e-Babies Are Made with Jon Malcom and Dumb Emma! (*) (*) ---D

19 • Day 1,771, 20:18 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dear Erepublik,

It's been awhile since I broached the subject of sexuality and I did that on purpose. Let me explain...

The night started off like all the other nights Dumb Emma and I had met at [url=https://plus.google.com/

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I Don't Stand for INCI I Stand For America

12 • Day 1,770, 19:06 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Quick Edit: Don't believe anything ChickenShi* says in the comments below.

Hey there America,

It has been a long time since I have written a long article, I know some of you were entertained by the whole Astroglide thing and I'll be … read more »