The Gods of Erepublik, part 1
I love reading Mythological stories, and if you're someone that likes reading explanations and theories ( although knowingly false) then this is for you
In Ancient times ,as the theory goes, Greece would use "Gods" to explain courses that would take place. They used simple metaphors that made explaining natural events easy, and I am not creating a religion just fictional symbols like Uncle Sam (no offense Uncle Sam.)
So let's begin with Servities and Adminious
Servities (A.K.A. The Server: The God of Being, and Functions) is the force that allows everything. He was created before Adminious (A.k.a. Admin: The God of Welcoming, Invention, Enforcement,and Information) was born. He first showed up along time ago, and was blank.
The image of Servities changes often, and he is one of many. Servities has separate versions of himself but they only come active when his first body shuts down.
At one point Servities was free , yet lifeless. No Erepublikan can remember a time before him because well they didn't have a life before then. ; ). He was taken by Adminious ,and Adminious would change his image and functions many times. Servities was used to create Erepublik (eEarth).
Adminious learned how to transform Servities and create other gods that would be separate but still dependent. The first god Adminious created was a goddess named: "Eliphe" (A.K.A./pronounced: eLife)
Eliphe: The God of Wellness
Eliphe created and supports Erepublikans (citizens of the new world) . Eliphe gives wellness to Erepublikans by trading it for food. Eliphe creeps into Erepublikans houses (if any) to take the highest quality food ( for girls likes high quality things) in exchange for wellness, but if the Erepublikan doesn't have any food Eliphe will punish the sinner for not providing food and will take away wellness. If the Erepublikan would happen to have a nice house, Eliphe would give extra wellness.
She isn't always selfish and is very happy when Erepublikans gives gifts to each other.
Eliphe creeps along and feeds with the God of War: Wally (pronounced: Wall-ee).
Wally The God of War
Wally is currently an infant, and was invented after Eliphe gave Erepublikans civilization. Wally spends his time building lego walls for fun. Since Wally is only an infant, Eliphe spends his time promoting happiness and wellness to Erepublikans that play with Wally's Lego Wall but Erepublikans get wellness from tearing or building walls if and only if the Erepublikans later pray in a local temple to Eliphe called: Hospitals.
Wally is easily pleased by gifts and monuments. When a nation builds a monument for him, he builds a bigger wall in that area, because according to this infant it's nice and cute.
~ End of Part One~
There's more , much more, and this isn't all of the gods relations with things but I am only going to make another fictional/interesting article if and only if this article gets more than 100 votes
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Here are my guidelines for all officials to follow
Taxes and funds
Taxes at 20% is great according to the laffer curve which can be applied to Erepublik.
the import rates should be high (high import tax is greater than or equal to 10%) on all manufacturing goods , and on all land resources that we have a high region in. All the other resources should be free game.
I am positive that VAT should only be used to fund one thing only. When I say this I am basically saying that whatever money the 20% income tax rate brings (which is calculated through number employed times average salary) should should be split up in percentages ,while VAT is very small they should be there for infrastructure.
The Dollar, Gold, and it's Value
Wealth is measured in gold- Gold is the most valuable resource in erepublik, it can create companies, parties, wars , revolutions , and improves tanking.
We should keep increasing the USD vs. Gold value by 0.01 each month ( or atleast at some rate) until we are at least even with Spain. Doing so would increase the cheapness and supply of the products that are needed to be imported (the only resources we need are land resources that we only have medium regions of such as iron) , and because of the minimum wage - salary value would increase. Alot would change if the eSA did this but if we did get at the same rate with Spain then we would get more of their iron.
Do not worry about exports- the economy will and has always fixed itself, with the way it needs to be set up you shouldn't worry.
War Games
War games increase our overall production and indirectly increases the supply of weapons ,but it will only increase if there aren't low imports. While holding high import taxes on weapons and wargames our production of both weapon and weapon companies would increase- which should be the goal, yet let me tell you about the risk.....When you do your war games ,you make oneself available to attack and not be able to defend.
Meals on Wheels and other programs
I believe that Meals on Wheels is a great idea, but we need to focus on getting a standard quick and easy message greeting. I had one that was easy ,told me where to go, and to take it from there.
Meals on wheels should be telling new comers that communism takes organization so that's why we give power to the people to fulfill life anyway they want to.
The main gist
I am positive that the Government should only focus on controlling the monetary market, running Meals on Wheels, infrastructure, and promoting the eliteness of the military.
I do not feel and will not feel economically protected in the eUS until all high land regions are protecting with q5 defense systems and q5 hospitals.
I am positive that if we enforce the things above and ONLY the things above are implemented in any country then they will be a military, economic , and well educated powerhouse. That country would be a great weapon producer, a great wealth creator, and very powerful in both its people and its government.
Without disrupting the goals which are above stated, Congress/the president should become masters on the military strategy, infrastructure, the Monetary Market, MoW, and the budget before trying something else.
Also......Don't support parties,countries, or anything else that is just a label. Instead support an idea of a government, or freedom. It doesn't matter about the history of a country but rather the idea they back.
So support this idea. An idea where a government knows it's job, and that it should supports having a high income of the wealthiest resource in the world. read more
The Best Innovations or widely used stuff in Erepublik
Wiki.Erepublik.com
This site is just like wikipedia but there isn't anything from real life in it, just erepublik.
This is a great tool that lets you know about almost every thing and I suggest making a wiki account.
....and looking up your self- that's fun stuff on learning how you have affected other people's elife (unfortunately I have only impacted Jewitt's and Leviathann's elife, but my newspaper is mention on WahooBob's page.WOOT!)
IRC
I don't know who started using this but it has boosted communication for all citizens of the new world.
It is great to talk about economics, politics and what not.
I have been on there many times in the past to do business meetings ,get sponsors for newspapers, and what not.
If you are new and you don't know what I am talking about then let me explain: IRC is an Instant message program, you can download many versions to talk but the one I suggest is rizon.net .It's free and you don't have to down load it. Also you start by clicking on the link that is on the upper right box and after that it will take you to a page that will ask for your nickname and channel. Type in your erepublik name ,and below that you'll see the chat channel- and if you are an American type in #USA-chat
Here is the list of all of the other channels
Maps
Now there are three types of maps that are good for knowledge: Two are made by citizens and one is made by the Admin.
1. (made by a citizen) eGobba.de: It tells you when where battles are currently going on and it stays updated constantly. It also tells you where most citizens live, where the most companies are, where the best fighters are, where the healthiest people live , where battles are, the high regions are, constructions, which regions are what and what they contain, active battles and much more.
2. (made by a citizen) I couldn't find it- but this map is a newspaper. I love reading this one but apparently I am not subscribed to it. Let me tell you about it and maybe it you can find a link to it I can edit this article and you'll receive a q1 gun if you are the first person to get it. It isn't really a map but it just shows the political map of countries and shows what is happening: like if a president accidentally attacks another country the map would show a picture of Homer saying "D'oh" ,it'll show not just if a country is attacking another but if it is a training war , and it also goes into more depth ,but unfortunately this is a newspaper and doesn't stay updated.
3. (made by admin) This is called "World Map" it can be found under the tab "info". This map is very simple and only shows battles and land resources. What sucks is that you can't tell which region is which by name - if you are looking for a specific region by name you won't find it here. This map does show: population and where they live, active battles, resources, and construction. The best thing about this map is the dates: You can click on the calender and click on a date to see what battles were active and which country had which land , and where people lived at that time.
Erepublik PLus
Now this is a great tool. It tells you all sorts of stuff and it even tells you what your wellness is going to be after you eat your daily bread.
I don't know much about this because I can't download this ,so I had to ask around and snoop around and I found a paragraph that was written by the maker, "PeeKaBooh":
"eRepublik Plus is a Greasemonkey user script written in that helps eCitizens by extending the base functionality of eRepublik, thus making the game "easier" to play.
Itâs envisioned like a "click less - do more" aid that will help you quicker do routine tasks and leave you more time for thinking and making decisions. It uses eAPI in accordance with 6.2 eRepublik Law to deliver richer gaming experience to the eRepublik Community. Source code is publicly available for your reference. Itβs a true user generated content made entirely available to other users to use."
You can find out more about this tool here
Webtools (websites that give you information about nearly everything current in erepublik)
These are my favorite types of tools:webtools.
There are three major ones: Erepublik.ws.
Erepublik Tools and Erepublik.ws are similiar: They both show the cheapest prices of a product, the average prices of each product, the monetary market exchange rates along with graphs, and they also show the cheapest raw material price that is at q1.
But they are both very different
Erepublik Tools:
~ Let's you browse for companies
~ Show the world stock of companies and which company the belong in
~ The economic value of each country
~ How each industry is distributed in each country.
~ Is produced by Carbon (not that this really matters)
~ It also let's you look up regions
~ let's you know about demographics in the world
Unfotunately this list would be longer but it has lots of things that are offline:
~ Battle Statistics
~ Taxes by country,and industries
~ Salaries
~ Treasury in each country
Erepublik.Ws
~ Has a company calculator that lets you know how much everyone produces, how much profit you'll make from each person, the wellness of everybody,their skill ,and a link to your employees profile page.
~ a battle calculator that lets you know how much damage you can do and your max damage,
~ A wellness calculator which let's you know what your wellness is going to be next and whether not if you should buy higher quality foods or house.
~ Productivity Calculator that let's someone know how much one produces( which is kinda redundant to the company calculator)
~ Erepublik Suggest: this is a tool that let's you suggest an idea or support an idea that you wish to see in Erepublik "What do you want to see in eRepublik? Vote, suggest & discuss here"
~ Created by Big Brother (not that this really matters)
Erepublik.Ws doesn't have such a long list as Erepublik Tools but it does provide high quality tools, but they do cost some gold ,which I say are totally worth it. Also here is a list of what they are working on or is offline:
~ ERX: "ERX will be a stock exchange that allows citizens of eRepublik to invest into companies through buying and selling their shares....Anyone can become a stock trader, and any company owner can list their companies or organizations on ERX, no matter how small or large."
~ eLottery: (self explanatory) but this has been the first official erepublik lottery and is trusted unlike newspaper based lotteries.
Now I've explained two of the three web tools ,so let me tell you about eGovernment
~ It provides all the information for eGobba.de but is in a graph form so that way it's easy to find out stuff about ones country in just a glance.
I know there is more ,like the forums (which I despise greatly for its complexity) ,but that's all I am going to write right now.
-by Donovanator,
Chief Editor of "The Word"
Owner of Donovanator's Industries/Bank
Former Two time Congressman of Tennessee
A person who hates titles under someone's name after they finish commenting or writing
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America Under Assault: What happened
Notice: I usually hate it when other people continue jokes from other articles but I thought to myself what would happen to me , wrote it down and then published it.
AS you can read here: US Americans are being attacked in rl ,so we must take evasive and immediate action.
I followed the guide lines in the link above and here's what happened:
"1. Move your grandmother to a secure location.Their operatives may move her to their RL native countries to provide her with free health care, keeping her alive longer, depriving you of inheritance money that could be used to buy gold in eRepublik. You may want to preempt this maneuver by euthanizing your grandmother." - Jack Flufferton.
I took my grandmother on my father's side. She is Italian so the mafia might possibly capture her, so I moved her to a different place where no Italian would go: The Irish gang related neighborhood. A.K.A.: the local Italian's rivals.
I told the Irish gang who she was and they seemed to be happy to have her and that they "Are going to take care of her" . I am sure they will but strangely enough I inherited her money a few days later- I don't what happened but I am sure that the Irish accidentally ran over her, then accidentally burned her ,and then accidentally threw her body into the sea for it only to show up on the beach. ( But know I love my grandparents and I wouldn't do anything to hurt them.)
"2. If they can hack your eRep password, they can hack your online banking password. Go to the bank and withdraw all your money. Sell your stocks and bonds. Blow it on booze and hookers before they can get their hands it. The cheaper they are, the more you get. Keep that in mind."
Check but now I can't pay the bills but aslong as it is for eSA I will buy all the hookers I possibly can. The cheapest ones are in Somalia so I went there ( I worked on erepublik through my iphone but i was low on juice the next day)but because of the inheritance it took me a bit longer and now I can barely walk.
"3. They may cut the power to your house so you miss a day of work, causing you to miss your hard worker reward money. Buy a generator and at least 200 gallons of gasoline. Store the gas in large trash bins in your basement near the furnace to keep the gas warm so it's ready to use at a moment's notice. HW medals are more important than ever now that we cannot force-feed babies, so they'll stop at nothing to interrupt your streak."
I just spent all my money =( so I can't afford this, but nevertheless I stole a ship full of gasoline from Arabian crew ships off the coast of Somalia and took my ride home there.....but how am I going to explain the sight of me walking out of the big stolen boat like a cowboy that has ridden a horse for too long?Eh, Somalian third world pirates that kidnapped me and errr used a moving ticket at the last minute? The cops played erepublik so they understood.
As I came home. I realized that my electricity was shut off!!!! I immediately turned on the electricity with my gas powered generator that was hooked up to the boat that was 1000 miles away.
I went outside to guard my house, and I noticed that my neighbor ,who is Indonesian, was smiling alot lately. I believed that he must of been the one that sabotaged my home so I killed him before he could prevent other eMericans from working ,but now that I think of it the electricity may be off because I couldn't pay the bills- no that can't be it.
"4. Use Maya hieroglyphs in your password. Alternatively, invent a new alphabet for your password."
! |_3A|2|\|3|) 1337 (translate: I learned elite speaking [and I am a nerd that spends way too much time on the computer. Girls, please stay away])
"5. Get some friends. As always, don't tell them about the game out of shame and embarrassment (I've managed to keep it under wraps for nine months), but now keep quiet for security as well. The more you're away from the game and don't talk about it, the less likely anyone is to care about hacking your account."
Well I took my friends that knew I played erepublik to the Irish neighborhood (which doesn't play erepublik and plus those Irish gang sure does charge alot for something like this.) so that way they couldn't tell anyone or that people wouldn't even care to listen to. That Irish gang seems to love taking care of anyone cause that's all they said, " Hey , Johnny - This bud wants us to take care of them.....Yeah......yeah he paid a pretty good reward -even enough for bailout. "
Bailout must be a code word for backup food for my friends.....which I could never find again, but I am sure that the irish probably took them on a cruise- those nice Irish gangs
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