I have tried to committ eSuicide three times...Can I have some eRehab?

Day 920, 21:21 • Published in USA Romania • by Donovanator

It's been awhile since I've actually been updated about any politics...theories...wars...politics (again), but I need to know what is going on- the last thing I remember is Woxan or Jewitt being President of the eUSA and the USA was just getting back it's countries. I went to erep's Wikipedia, but I didn't learn much. I just learned that we still have Karnataka, and that "the land of the free" increased it's taxes.

The only reason why I quit is because i quit learning things(but if I could partially figure out the world that would help me with more bored),so if someone could give me a brief run down of the erepublikan world's history since Jewitt became president, that would be great and if someone could teach me the whole shi-bang on newspaper formatting,google docs, API, forums, website building, and everything else- I could make you a very rich man (possibly..)

I am trying to make Erepublik like a 2nd school for me. To teach me the logistics and the usages of the above and of the internet- That would be helpful.

Also, what the &*$# are treasure maps?

Sincerely,
Donovanator.

P.s. IF some of you know me to be old...you are very very wrong- that is why I need to be taught this.