The War Canoe - newspaper of SledDog

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The eFrench Way

3 • Day 613, 01:00 • Published in Canada Canada

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Current intelligence is revealing the way that eFrance is proceeding with the current war. They are "fighting" a war with eUK on two fronts. Oddly enough those two fronts are Prince Edward Island and Nunavut. These are of course two former regions

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Fight for Idaho

2 • Day 611, 18:33 • Published in Canada Canada

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Because after losing Prince Edward Island, Canada needs a new source of potatoes.

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Fighting The Right Fight

1 • Day 611, 12:27 • Published in Canada Canada

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Our government today launched an attack into Oregon. The eAmericans are already fighting in Oregon and appear to be doing rather well as they are in Nevada. Others have spoke out against this ill-considered move, and I intend to add my voice to this

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Flash: Russians attacking Alaska

2 • Day 609, 11:49 • Published in Canada Canada

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This just in - the eRussians have used the French attack on Prince Edward Island as an opportunity to launch an attack on Alaska. Little detail is known about this attack except that it is us against them without allies. As always in situations like

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A Plea To Canadians And Our Allies

6 • Day 609, 01:40 • Published in Canada Canada

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With just over two hours left, the Battle of Quebec hangs in the balance. Superiority has see-sawed in the past day with Allied arms gaining an advantage but as I write this, that advantage is inexorably being eroded.

This is a decisive battle.