The eFrench Way

Day 613, 01:00 Published in Canada New Zealand by SledDog

Current intelligence is revealing the way that eFrance is proceeding with the current war. They are "fighting" a war with eUK on two fronts. Oddly enough those two fronts are Prince Edward Island and Nunavut. These are of course two former regions of eCanada which were occupied by the French after some of the most fearsome battles of the current war. The currrent "fighting" is taking place only a short time after the eUK "defeated" the eFrench and occupied Newfoundland and Labrador and Quebec, and about a week after they "bested" the e-cheese eating surrender monkeys (who lived up to that title in all of these "conflicts") in Nova Scotia. If - sorry - When Nunavut and Prince Edward Island are "taken" from the eFrench by the eUK the only remaining eFrench holdings in North America will be Manitoba and my former home of Saskatchewan.

I've heard some people ask, "What do eFrance and eUK get out of this arrangement?" The answers are simple. It's clear that the eUK gets new territories that cannot be readily taken from them without great risk on our part. eFrance sees us placed into a position where we cannot easily regain what we have lost without putting ourselves into yet another war, a war that would, once and for all, push the eUK irrevocably into the arms of the so-called "PEACE" alliance.

If I could I would fight in Nunavut and Prince Edward Island - on the side of the eFrench! Yes, it is true; I would fight for our enemies. At least if our territories were to remain in their hands it would be possible to take them back eventually.