The Terminated Convo - newspaper of Martin Warmonger

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It's quite simple, actually:

9 • Day 843, 09:48 • Published in South Africa

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Dear citizens!

We have unconfirmed reports of what we are experiencing, our anonymous sources sent us this encrypted message:

We are really

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The Official Terrorist List

26 • Day 838, 13:06 • Published in South Africa

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All of you who wish to be added, PM me and I will gladly add you.

We are the terrorists.

Ines Schumacher
Mark Morcom
MulderPF
Zamrg
Azreal
Ali Mentary
Remon777
jaccil
Wingfield
Greyhunter
Jeffery Butler
Martin

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South African News

2 • Day 838, 08:32 • Published in USA USA

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Dear citizens...

As many of you know, our (South Africans) country has been brutally attacked again, by a large group of people from the land of (number)chan. I wish I had brought better news, as you, EDEN, have helped us re-claim Gauteng just

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Free Africa's Logo (FA)

4 • Day 811, 04:30 • Published in South Africa

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Hello dear citizens...

You may have noticed that the Free Africa party still has been using the old Liberal Party of South Africa's logo. I have take action and made it the African Union's logo, as a temporary logo for the party. I come to you

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An important announcement (LPSA)

6 • Day 792, 08:21 • Published in South Africa

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Hello dear South Africans...

No doubt it has been a long time since you've heard of me, you know, since then... But I come to you today with an important announcement which has to do with the Liberal Party of South Africa. Since a few