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A comprehensive, and articulate description of the current political environment.

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[SC4CP] A New Way

38 • Day 2,746, 21:49 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello Nation,

This past semester at college I took a class called “Presidential Power.” We examined the presidency in a way that gave me a new perspective to the abilities … read more »

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[VicePresident] Thank You America!

16 • Day 2,733, 12:35 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello Nation,

Thank you to all who participated in ATO operations yesterday. With your help we were able to prevent the potential PTO of a T5 party, and preserve the integrity of a longstanding party. Both as your Vice President, and a member of

… read more »

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[Trekker4CP] The Clear Choice

13 • Day 2,722, 17:35 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello Nation,

As we head into this important election the eUS has been given a clear choice. Do we want to stay on the track of prosperity, smart game play, and effective … read more »

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[VicePresident] Biden My Time

25 • Day 2,714, 15:58 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Hello Nation,

It’s been awhile since I have had the time to address you all. My job as Vice President has kept me occupied with my many … read more »

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[Trekker4CP] The Assurance to Defend

15 • Day 2,686, 18:46 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Thank you for reading this. I am SColbert, and I hope to be your next Vice President. In the past I have served as:
USWP Party President x2
Speaker of the House x2
Secretary … read more »