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A comprehensive, and articulate description of the current political environment.

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[USWP] Supply Drop! Comment for Free Q7 Tanks!

83 • Day 2,800, 20:45 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello Nation,

It's me SColbert, PP of USWP, and all around awesome guy. I come to you today to offer you free tanks on behalf of the generous donors here in USWP! With our imminent … read more »

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[USWP] SColbert for PP! 3 Times Been Around That Track

6 • Day 2,791, 22:34 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello USWP Nation,

I come to you today asking for a 3rd term as your Party President. It has been such an honor to have previously served the party in this position. USWP has become … read more »

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[SC4CP] We Can Do Better! Vote SColbert!

15 • Day 2,752, 23:08 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello Nation,

I am SColbert and I am running for President of the eUS. I decided to make the jump into the race because I believe we as a nation can do better. Serious … read more »

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[SC4CP] The Cabinet

19 • Day 2,750, 20:15 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello Nation,

Today I will be introducing you to the the rest of my cabinet. Many of these players are well known, but as promised I have included some new blood. Without … read more »

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[SC4CP] A Vision for the Future

16 • Day 2,748, 21:50 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello Nation,

In this article I will lay out my platform for the eUS’ continued success. I will also introduce you to my choices for Vice President and Chief of Staff. I … read more »