The Real Rocknrolla - newspaper of ZironiaInc

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People Ask a Question...

12 • Day 526, 15:25 • Published in South Africa

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People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game,

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Approved candidate logo

11 • Day 521, 22:22 • Published in South Africa

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We’ve all seen some dodgy types sneaking around our lovely country and running for congress while the party presidents wonder who the hell these people are, but yet not having the power to do anything about it.

Well, I’ve taken the liberty of

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ANC vs Opposition

9 • Day 519, 09:31 • Published in South Africa

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RL South Africans made themselves proud by turning out it droves to vote today. It seems opposition parties have really pressed us to come out in full force today, to make sure the ANC doesn't get a 2/3rds majority.

It's not about not liking the

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The Lady in congress

11 • Day 517, 13:10 • Published in South Africa

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I, Ines Schumacher, hereby declare my candidature for congress. I would be honoured to represent the smashing province of Mpumalanga.

At the tender age of two months, I feel I have packed quite a bit into my eRep – and most importantly my eSA-

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National Intelligence Agency my foot!

66 • Day 512, 12:48 • Published in South Africa

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Well, turns out we have not one but two intelligence agencies working in eSouth Africa. The difference is one is sanctioned by the government, the other is, well, not.

An organisation calling itself NIA South Africa (National Intelligence Agency