The Revolution: All That Matters
THE RESISTANCE.
SHALL.
COMMENCE.
You will now see over the lies and propoganda of the Counter-Revolution and their foolish Revolution
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THE RESISTANCE.
SHALL.
COMMENCE.
You will now see over the lies and propoganda of the Counter-Revolution and their foolish Revolution
…
read more »
Foreplay: Now, I'm sure you've noticed a trend of beginning my articles with rambling about communism, Brits, and sexy azns (did you miss that issue? too late now, it got pulled for being to sexy and azn), but I think I'll take a break from … read more »
Yes, that's right. This next term, I will, possibly, be serving as your next VVP. And by possibly, I mean definitely, since I'm involved.
The president I will serve under? Cromstar. Now I'd like to keep this short and sweet. Here is my official
Now you may be asking, "Why is this the July Fourth Edition if it is practically Christmas?" which obviously makes you communist Ruskie spy. Everyday is July Fourth in America! Mostly to teach countries not to celebrate their own independence. … read more »
Sup hamstas. Riveres back. Tell a friend. Or don't, your choice, I'm not sure I really care. You're all dead to me for electing Bradley Reala as president anyway, America. But first, I am returning to America. Awesome, right? Yeah, well let's get on
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