Day 1,110: OHSHI- TTT Weekend Edition
Day 1,110, 18:39
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Foreplay: Now, I'm sure you've noticed a trend of beginning my articles with rambling about communism, Brits, and sexy azns (did you miss that issue? too late now, it got pulled for being to sexy and azn), but I think I'll take a break from telling you that I am the ultimate best at everything to remind you of whats going on lately, because I'd rather not let you forget the stressful horrors facing our nation today, because, as your news provider, I care about you, my loyal subscriber.
WAR AND PEACE- IN BIG LETTERS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
The Americas
The Americas have been relatively more belligerent in recent days than usual, but some of the more shocking news has taken place today in the world of alliances- after the White House declared they wanted to increase relations with Brazil rather than making them enemies, and immediately took the next step by signing an MPP with Brazil today.
I'm thinking of the same country, right?
It's not surprising that the US is branching out, but it comes as a surprise that this may be something bigger; if Brazil were to leave PHOENIX, the alliance would lose a major powerhouse in America and a massive regional center. Not only this, but one could speculate that PHOENIX is slowly dissolving, but not following the same path as PEACE, but possibly a worst path. By now the news has definitely reached you that Latvia left PHOENIX, but yet another symbolic change in diplomacy- Romania and Serbia ending the war amongst the two nations.
In other news, Canadians abandoned their hockey sticks and miserable beer to fight, and lose, against France in Nova Scotia. With swords of French bread, they proceeded to decend on the Canadian coastal provinces of Newfoundland and Labrador, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island.
West Europe
With Canada having been using the UK as a stomping ground since first invading months ago, it seems the British have gotten off their "rumps" and "taught those hooligans" a lesson, by launching a campaign of invasions in the aftermath of yet another failed EDEN invasion on London. With their signature battle cry of "this'll be a jolly time, ol' chap" the British headed into battle by invading their occupied lands. They then decided to continue by wiping Canada off the continent by invading Shannon, an original Irish territory being borrowed by Canada.
The British Prime Minister refused to answer any questions so that he could enjoy tea time.
On the Iberian Peninsula, Spain ousted invading Brazillian forces and Portugal regained their last territory conquered by America.
East Europe
East Europe is reportedly still pretty poor and sucky.
Asia/Oceania+Africa
Yet another victim of recent occupation (after the conquest of Peru and Hungary, notably) has surfaced. The new nation of Cyprus, populated by a Greek/Turk demographic was easily conquered by the older, more experienced populations of invading Turkish forces, apparently reflecting a real life dispute.
Meanwhile, Indonesia proceeded to begin wiping a much larger and significant nation- the troubled Australia. The island, fresh out of the clutches of an Indonesian PTO not even a half year ago, was pulled ito the longtime war with the Indos to lose all of their regions besides Tasmania and New South Wales.
The invasion appears to be an attempt to gather the resources that the Indonesian regions now lack because of the new products released. This is apparently part of a larger plan to also wipe another country off the map, New Zealand, to gain even more unavailable resources. If the Indo's are successful, they'd be one of the first nations since the Pakistan Empire to completely control other nations.
Presidential Elections December 2010
Presidential elections time is around again and, yes, the political system is equally retarded to adjust to the elections.
The major contenders will be Josh Frost, an acclaimed former president (with his running mate, PiginZen also being a president), CRoy, running an "underdog" campaign(the dog sex ads have been less than entertaining but hey, who doesn't like a good pun?), and, last but not least, my own endorsement, Gladdos, an accused PTOer but seemingly p legit candidate.
And that's all for this issue. Remember, never trust a UIP registered voter with candy.
Until Next Time,
Rivere123, Your Beloved Ruler
For the subs.
WAR AND PEACE- IN BIG LETTERS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
The Americas
The Americas have been relatively more belligerent in recent days than usual, but some of the more shocking news has taken place today in the world of alliances- after the White House declared they wanted to increase relations with Brazil rather than making them enemies, and immediately took the next step by signing an MPP with Brazil today.
I'm thinking of the same country, right?
It's not surprising that the US is branching out, but it comes as a surprise that this may be something bigger; if Brazil were to leave PHOENIX, the alliance would lose a major powerhouse in America and a massive regional center. Not only this, but one could speculate that PHOENIX is slowly dissolving, but not following the same path as PEACE, but possibly a worst path. By now the news has definitely reached you that Latvia left PHOENIX, but yet another symbolic change in diplomacy- Romania and Serbia ending the war amongst the two nations.
In other news, Canadians abandoned their hockey sticks and miserable beer to fight, and lose, against France in Nova Scotia. With swords of French bread, they proceeded to decend on the Canadian coastal provinces of Newfoundland and Labrador, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island.
West Europe
With Canada having been using the UK as a stomping ground since first invading months ago, it seems the British have gotten off their "rumps" and "taught those hooligans" a lesson, by launching a campaign of invasions in the aftermath of yet another failed EDEN invasion on London. With their signature battle cry of "this'll be a jolly time, ol' chap" the British headed into battle by invading their occupied lands. They then decided to continue by wiping Canada off the continent by invading Shannon, an original Irish territory being borrowed by Canada.
The British Prime Minister refused to answer any questions so that he could enjoy tea time.
On the Iberian Peninsula, Spain ousted invading Brazillian forces and Portugal regained their last territory conquered by America.
East Europe
East Europe is reportedly still pretty poor and sucky.
Asia/Oceania+Africa
Yet another victim of recent occupation (after the conquest of Peru and Hungary, notably) has surfaced. The new nation of Cyprus, populated by a Greek/Turk demographic was easily conquered by the older, more experienced populations of invading Turkish forces, apparently reflecting a real life dispute.
Meanwhile, Indonesia proceeded to begin wiping a much larger and significant nation- the troubled Australia. The island, fresh out of the clutches of an Indonesian PTO not even a half year ago, was pulled ito the longtime war with the Indos to lose all of their regions besides Tasmania and New South Wales.
The invasion appears to be an attempt to gather the resources that the Indonesian regions now lack because of the new products released. This is apparently part of a larger plan to also wipe another country off the map, New Zealand, to gain even more unavailable resources. If the Indo's are successful, they'd be one of the first nations since the Pakistan Empire to completely control other nations.
Presidential Elections December 2010
Presidential elections time is around again and, yes, the political system is equally retarded to adjust to the elections.
The major contenders will be Josh Frost, an acclaimed former president (with his running mate, PiginZen also being a president), CRoy, running an "underdog" campaign(the dog sex ads have been less than entertaining but hey, who doesn't like a good pun?), and, last but not least, my own endorsement, Gladdos, an accused PTOer but seemingly p legit candidate.
And that's all for this issue. Remember, never trust a UIP registered voter with candy.
Until Next Time,
Rivere123, Your Beloved Ruler
For the subs.
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First denied. Two guys with moustaches in one issue? You know this will be good.
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Well she already has a crush on Obama so why would you post that?
Who wants a mustache ride?