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A CALL TO ARMS

4 • Day 2,427, 14:30 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Battle orders Battle orders

SUSCRIBERS TO THIS NEWSPAPER: I CALL YOU TO ARMS IMMEDIATELY! IF YOU ARE FIGHTING IN MANITOBA OR WALES RIGHT NOW, I NEED YOU TO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND FIGHT IN THE RESISTANCE WAR IN QUEBEC. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN TO WIN IN CANADA, BUT WE

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Why Rocket Factories Simply Aren't Worth Upgrading

16 • Day 2,427, 12:43 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Financial business Financial business

As some of you may know, rocket factories are insanely expensive to upgrade. 20 gold for the first upgrade, 90 for the second, 170 for the third? It's not worth the gold. If you build a rocket factory (which I do suggest you do), I will advise you

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Newfoundland, Portugal, and Denmark

9 • Day 2,427, 10:01 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Upon further examination of comments on my previous articles, I do see why we gave Newfoundland and Labrador back: it creates a buffer between us and, for example, Portugal. I award each person who made such a comment a Brownie Point, which, albeit

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Who's the Enemy: Canada or Poland? (An Editorial) #2

10 • Day 2,426, 14:31 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

OK, so after further consideration, some of you who commented on a similarly titled article I published a few days ago may indeed be right: Poland is not our enemy. They have way more people than us, yet our resistance war with them is succeeding

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Resistance Wars: The Pros and Cons

10 • Day 2,424, 19:47 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

I have always been very interested in the concept of a resistance war, yet I have never been one of the main supporters of one. I'd like to be, but every time I try to become a resistance supporter, it seems that a resistance has already begun, and

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