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The Clown Town's First Lady

9 • Day 4,933, 10:54 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

this is a great day in eSwitzerland. The newest clown has gotten married. Given the mandates by the eSwitzerland's government to socially distance to combat a deadly disease, it was an unfortunate necessity not to invite you all to

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Inaugural address

7 • Day 4,925, 11:16 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

As I begin the job of entertaining the eNations, I thank my predecessor for his service. I understand many were disappointed in his last few months of leadership where he has done so much damages. On behalf of the TNS leadership

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Meet the new clown

11 • Day 4,919, 11:41 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

As you were aware, our eNation was grieving the sudden death of the clown Tef1 Jr. In the past week and half, we were in a period of mourning.

Tonight, TNS has a joyous announcement for all of you. Members of the clown family

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Funeral Services

17 • Day 4,911, 10:09 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

Tonight, it is with heavy heart we say good bye to Tef1 Jr. Just under 3 years of burying Tef1 Sr., we are now saying goodbye to the sun.

Tef1 Jr. was such a funny man and kind. Lets be honest. He was also confrontational and

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Beg me to endorse you!!!!!

7 • Day 4,907, 17:06 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

Dont really care if you endorse this but spam me with please endorse me articles down below.

Tef1

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