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Declaration of war

25 • Day 5,322, 09:13 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

We are declaring war!!! We gave peace a chance but boredom is affecting us all. So today I commander Tef1 declare war on our enemy - boredom.

Lets go win.

Lets defeat the failed establishment of eSwitzerland.

thanks,

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Should I be back?

11 • Day 5,269, 14:48 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

I am thinking to be back twice a week. Should I? Let me know.

thanks,
Tef1

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Rican stole it

37 • Day 5,079, 17:42 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

Uncle Rican stole my CC and Food and refuses to give it to me back or distribute it to the needy. We must stop him.

thanks,
Tef1

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Retiring

31 • Day 5,017, 12:25 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

After painful reflections, I have decided to severely reduce my involvement in matter of the new world. You will still see me around once a week or so but that is about it. I thank you all for the fun 4 years. This is not

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10

Too many clowns

9 • Day 4,954, 12:37 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

according to a press release from his royal majesty emperor clown of all jokes and the First Lady, they are expecting quintuplets. The expecting mother and her astonishing 15 kids are doing well.

This news was welcomed by so

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