The Liberal-Millenial - newspaper of Leo Ruby

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Presidential Elections

5 • Day 286, 05:37 • Published in USA USA

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I would like to take a moment to endorse Uncle Sam of America's Advancement Party, formerly the NAFAA, for president of the United States.
I believe that Uncle Same will do a fine job as president, and has our best interests at heart. So join me

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Elections Update

3 • Day 276, 06:15 • Published in USA USA

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Well, a new development has been found in the recent election.
You may remeber me mentioning a fellow NAFAA membe named Kristof of the Great.
I said that I would prefer if only one person per party ran.
Well, I have recently found out that

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Tallahassee Elections

3 • Day 275, 06:58 • Published in USA USA

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Well, the elections are now over, and I feel it is my duty to report the outcome.
The winner was miguelguerin of the United Constitutionalists Party, formerly known as the GameFAQS party, who received 26 votes, 17.33%.
I received a mere 4 votes,

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Looking for Guest Columnist

2 • Day 260, 04:44 • Published in USA USA

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Hello everyone,

I am looking for 2 guest columnists, one conservative, one liberal, to do occasional articles for the paper.
You will be payed 5 USD per article, so if you would like to apply, please PM me an example of your work.

Thank you,

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My plan for Health Care

1 • Day 258, 16:40 • Published in USA USA

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I would like to apologize for writing yet another article on my mayoral campaign, be I felt that as I am publisher, I ought to spread the word on.
If I am elected, instead of creating an expensive hospital, I will create a health care system for