The Keating Chronicles

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[PotUS] Lost: Indonesia, If Found: You can keep it

30 • Day 1,335, 19:11 • Published in USA USA

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Good news everyone,

Yesterday was filled with great success. We did our first press conference and covered quite a few topics. Hopefully it'll put some of your minds at ease knowing a few FAQs have an official response. Here's a couple … read more »

102

[PotUS] I Don't Have a Title

25 • Day 1,332, 18:43 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Good evening my pretties,

I have no theme for you today. I just have these section breaks that are pretty fun to make, with words in between. I have no boobs to make you pay attention to these words. I'm sorry.

By the way, don't worry about

105

[PotUS] The First Day At School

36 • Day 1,328, 03:11 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Good 6AM, America,

Everyone in this here administration has been working hard for you. We're getting worn into our new shoes, meeting new friends and taking on new challenges. But that's not why I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you … read more »

113

[BKasPOTUS] This Was A Triumph

33 • Day 1,324, 14:21 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

My fellow Americans,

Thanks for the medal, everyone. Peace out.

Just kidding.

I'm here to talk to you about something glorious … read more »

100

[BK4POTUS] For Your Consideration

16 • Day 1,322, 22:00 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Friends, Americans, countrymen,

I hope everyone had a safe and glorious 4th of July today. Much like the fireworks I just returned from, I'm kicking this article off with a bang. I present to you the second half of your civil servants should I be

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[PotUS] Lost: Indonesia, If Found: You can keep it

[PotUS] I Don&#039;t Have a Title

[PotUS] The First Day At School

[BKasPOTUS] This Was A Triumph

[BK4POTUS] For Your Consideration

[PotUS] I Don't Have a Title