The Herald's Guitar - newspaper of purge0809

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The Hidden Plan!!! (Secta del Guru Varnish and Their True Plan)

10 • Day 516, 19:14 • Published in Philippines

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Haaaaa!!!!

Just as I suspected about these people...

I know for a fact that they are not just those people who would be dumba*ses to be cultists, to spread a so-called "religion" in this game... So I had the suspicion of something more "

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Guru Varnish's "Will": A MUST READ! eSpaniards to Take Over ePhilippines!

19 • Day 515, 00:22 • Published in Philippines

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DO NOT VOTE FOR SECTA DEL GURU VARNISH!!! EVER!!!

After a research/investigation was conducted by me and my co-investigators: Agent JC Denton and EZEX Lacroa, I, we, strongly recommend that you not vote for these eSpaniards.

The … read more »

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Pointless Arguements: A Must Read for eFilipinos (RL and not RL alike)

34 • Day 511, 17:31 • Published in Philippines

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It’s starting to piss me off.

The arguments that eCitizens do, that eFilipinos do.

“Put RL Filipinos in place, blah blah blah blah blah...”

I mean, what’s the point? The fact that this is just a game, it’s not much of a big deal. People win,

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The ePhilippines and the eWorld

5 • Day 510, 19:19 • Published in Philippines

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As we all know, the eRepublik of the Philippines is a new and young country, and with it's treasury emptied before, we are striving to stand on our own two feet. Now I will show you the international standing of ePhilippines out of the 54 countries

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Mr. Dimagiba is Alive!

12 • Day 509, 22:10 • Published in Philippines

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"yeah, thanks!
I'll come back soon, I'll just have to get some fighting experience here. Thanks for your concern😁"

-this was Mr. Dimagiba's message...

Rageldo Dimagiba had a second "reicnarnation" as Mr. Dimagiba 2.0. He is now living in