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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1581)

2 • Day 1,581, 17:10 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My wife said that, for my birthday, I could reenact ANY film sex scene of my choosing.
I thanked her profusely and then politely informed her that my mate Ted and I would be going camping this weekend.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1580)

6 • Day 1,580, 15:55 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1579)

3 • Day 1,579, 18:16 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber's head, knocking him unconscious.

"You probably saved my life," says the

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1578)

5 • Day 1,578, 17:26 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I'm sick of all the Irish stereotypes.

As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1577)

4 • Day 1,577, 17:21 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I paid a website €2000 for a baldness cure.

The bastards sent me a hat.

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