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The weed is mightier than the sword.
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way,
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A man and a woman walk into a bank and ask to see the manager.
They are ushered in and the manager, despite his professionalism, can hardly keep his eyes off the bulging cleavage and perfect curves of the woman.
"Mr Wilson" says the man, "I
My girlfriend dumped me because she said, "I can't handle your selective hearing, it's frustrating! It's so long since you've done anything romantic, it hurts!"
I don't know what she's talking about, I don't have selective hearing!
Anyway,
If Vladimir Putin was an election cheat, I wouldn't have voted for him 70 times.
Was in the night club last night when I spotted a fat chick, giving it large, dancing on a table, so I went over.
"They're a fantastic set of legs!" I shouted.
"Ooh," She giggled, with a wink. "Think so, do you!"
"Yeah," I replied. "Most
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