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Measuring Monkey

6 • Day 1,013, 17:27 • Published in Ireland Ireland •

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
some sliced limes and eats them,then

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The Treasure Map Story

12 • Day 956, 18:27 • Published in Ireland Ireland •

Today started out as a very normal day, nothing to suggest anything unusual would happen.
I went to work as normal in the Irish State Gifts job I had found for myself a few weeks ago. If you thought working in the public sector was easy, think

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It Has Begun!

10 • Day 949, 10:48 • Published in Ireland Ireland •

Well, as you may be aware, a half-hour ago eUK finally got their act together and decided to push the button. They have now attacked 6 of our 7 regions and the harsh reality is that we will probably lose at least one of those regions.

But now is

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Lost?

15 • Day 916, 15:04 • Published in Ireland Ireland •

*No spoilers in this article!*

Well, Lost just finally ended right now on RTE 2. I'm still speechless at how brilliant it was. It was a really great way to end six seasons of brilliant TV. I will certainly really miss it now.

How was it for

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Irish Joke of the day - England

23 • Day 912, 17:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland •

In this article, I thought I would focus on our neighbours to the East. Here are some jokes concerning the poor old English:

1: What do you call an englishman with an IQ of 50?
Colonel sir!!

2: They say an Englishman laughs

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