Irish Joke of the day - England

Day 912, 17:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by John Gormley

In this article, I thought I would focus on our neighbours to the East. Here are some jokes concerning the poor old English:

1: What do you call an englishman with an IQ of 50?
Colonel sir!!

2: They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.

3: What's the best thing that ever happened between England and Ireland?
The Irish Sea!

4: Have you heard about the thrill seeking Englishman?
He ate his After Eight mints at half-past seven!

5: Have you heard about the Englishman who thought the world's most famous inventor was an Irishman called Pat Pending?

6: Never ask a foreigner where he is from. If he is not english he will tell you within a few minutes, and if he is English, why embarrass him?

7: An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.
"Would you like one with a plug?" asked the assistant.
&quot😉on't tell me they've gone electric,"said the Englishman.