The Flat Earther - newspaper of Chrissetti

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Resistance in Ireland

3 • Day 262, 05:19 • Published in United Kingdom

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The bloodless coup in Ireland has divided opinion far across the eWorld, from paranoid fears of worldwide Romanian invasion to those who believe the new government should have a chance to prove their worth.

And prove their worth they will

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Erepublik Flat world map

1 • Day 259, 10:06 • Published in United Kingdom

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All credit to the_mihai for his fantastic erepublik map which can be found [a url=http://www.erepublik.com/article-476612.html]here[/a]
Unfortunately he uses wildly inaccurate cartography based on the laughable idea of a spherical Earth. Here at

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British Election Results.

2 • Day 256, 03:55 • Published in United Kingdom

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As most of you will be aware by now, the balance of power in Britain remains largely the same as it had been before August 1st, with KIA Sneak remaining at the head of the PCP congress.

This is clearly evidence how deep-routed the Round Earth lie

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The more things change...

3 • Day 255, 04:32 • Published in United Kingdom

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The more they stay the same. With people the world over rushing to the ballot boxes, is there any group out there willing to take a leap of faith and pronounce the Round Earth lie to the world? Certainly none of the top five British parties have

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True motives behind the Turkey/Greece war.

1 • Day 254, 04:56 • Published in United Kingdom

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Many reasons have been touted for Turkey's war with greece. Their floundering economy, greed, egomaniacal tendencies. The truth, however, is much worse.

Rathen Holton, the President of Greece, threatened to expose the Turkish administration of