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The more things change...

Day 255, 04:32 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Chrissetti

The more they stay the same. With people the world over rushing to the ballot boxes, is there any group out there willing to take a leap of faith and pronounce the Round Earth lie to the world? Certainly none of the top five British parties have included Zetetic research or cartography in their manifestos.

Bearing this in mind, who does the truth-seeker vote for? UKRP, PCP, TUP, UBP, or LTU? While the author of The Flat Earther is a member of the 4th placed Unity Party he knows of no plans to extend his views into mainstream Unity policy. So, junior party members, pester those higher up to admit the existance of the world-wide conspiracy and make it clear that the people will not tolerate the lies and deceptions any longer!

Comments

Bob Boblo Day 255, 05:31

Of course the eEarth is round, get the KGB onto this fellow immediatley

General Douchebag Day 255, 13:17

Hear hear! Destroy the lie!

Yoshiro Tanaka Day 269, 19:42

Rather than entryism, why do the Flat Earthers not try founding their own party? The Zeteticist People\'s Party, for example? I am sure that more notice would be taken of the movement if it were to officially enter the political arena. Take the fight to the \"Globularists\", as it were, rather than relying on parties with known Round Earth sympathies.

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