The Evening Gazette

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,102

3 • Day 2,102, 09:17 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I tried to play Monopoly with Community Chest only.

It was futile, I had no chance.

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4 • Day 2,101, 05:53 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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There's a guy in town jumping over advertising boards on his motorbike.

It must be some kind of publicity stunt.

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2 • Day 2,100, 11:50 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Some random bloke came up to me today and said that I looked like Spock from Star Trek.

I couldn't believe my ears.

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6 • Day 2,099, 02:07 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I spent 96 euro on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein.

It was the grater of two evils.

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4 • Day 2,098, 08:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I was hiding for 4 hours when it suddenly struck me.

You can't play hide and seek on your own....