The eCanada Bugle - newspaper of Karsten Skeries

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Why you should vote for DAL.

6 • Day 856, 13:35 • Published in Canada Canada

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Because I told you to!

The DAL is the largest and most full-of-win party out there, emerging from the humblest of beginnings. Let us travel back in time to see what exactly went down...

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Do NOT read this article! It's only a Congreesional Presentation...

9 • Day 854, 18:18 • Published in Canada Canada

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I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?

Well, now that I have you hooked, you might as well continue on...

I, Karsten Skeries, 3 time congressman and former DAL Party President, am running for congress in...

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The Army wants you!

16 • Day 849, 22:53 • Published in Canada Canada

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"But Karsten," you may ask, "Which army is this?"

Isn't the answer obvious?

THE CAT FOOD ARMY!

That's right kittens! The

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Jeez! Here we go again...

9 • Day 795, 16:59 • Published in Canada Canada

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Better get some toilet paper! (10 CAD to the person who can tell me who said that)

It's that time again people. Congressional elections are quickly approaching and that means a flurry of badly spelled articles and empty congressional promises.

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Karsten Skeries for Saskatchewan!... again...

8 • Day 764, 09:25 • Published in Canada Canada

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That is right everyone! I'm going to be running in Saskatchewan again!

I would first like to thank people who voted for me last time! THANKS!

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