Do NOT read this article! It's only a Congreesional Presentation...

Day 854, 18:18 • Published in Canada Canada • by Karsten Skeries
I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?

Well, now that I have you hooked, you might as well continue on...

I, Karsten Skeries, 3 time congressman and former DAL Party President, am running for congress in...








































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That's right! I am officially throwing my hat into the race for an illustrious seat in congress! I must say, that my opponents do not invoke any sort of fear in myself, quite the opposite actually. It is for this reason that I will give myself a handicap and write a short, but sweet, congressional platform.

1) I support the CAF wholeheartedly. I believe that they are the greatest thing for any eCanadian to do in this country at this moment. I believe that the CAF should be expanded, especially in regards to the Rangers.



2) I do not support the renting of our soon-to-be titanium regions. They are ours! It's about time eCanada got a break!



3) I do not pretend to be a economical genius, so my only congressional promise is that I will make myself informed on any and all votes concerning the economics of our country.



If you do want to read something a little more... informative, my views can be summed up nicely in this little article HERE.