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eCommunism [II - Differentiation]

15 Day 561, 07:43 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom



The New World.

What's it about? Rampant imperialism and articles getting hundreds of votes in funny languages.


But that's not all it's about. It's … read more »

eCommunism [Q&A]

8 Day 556, 03:45 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

"Wait! I thought that communism was evil?!"

Whoa, simmer down there Johnny.

"It's Timmy..."

Whatever, Bobby.

You see, the word "eCommunism" derives from eC, the Greek letter of peace and love, so it couldn't possibly be … read more »

The Church of Boblo

32 Day 518, 10:11 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Hello.

I am Pope Digby Chicken-Caesar, head of the Bobloist Church, and I have a message for you all.

As you all should know, the Church of Dio has been around for a long time, and there are many people who enjoy being a member of it. I am not

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LOGAMAC: MAN OR MYTH?

12 Day 516, 10:02 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

It emerged yesterday that a top secret independent source contacted this very press department with the breaking news that everyone in the entire world was a spy. He also added that there was one exception, this man being only known as Logamac

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BREAKING NEWS

10 Day 515, 13:13 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

It has emerged that everyone in the whole world is an undercover spy, including myself.

I'm currently working for the French to steal top secret LOLcuments from MI5, among other things, but my sources - who are spies in LOLterpol - are completely

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