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Hello Quebec

24 • Day 611, 06:07 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

I am your new master and overlord.

Construction has already begun on a syrup mine network just outside Montreal, and there will soon be a Quebec Labour Draft.

All speaking of French is outlawed and punishable by death.

Your new

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Dear Canadians

13 • Day 608, 16:29 • Published in Canada Canada •

National Announcement from the New New Scotland Mining Authority


Due to production slowing in our Syrup Mines, we have been forced to remove our troops from your borders. If you would have listened to us and the Labour … read more »

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Syrup Production is Down

9 • Day 608, 09:35 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

Dear New New Scottish,

unfortunately 10 citizens a day is just not enough considering most offer resistance and "disappear."


Therefore, with the granted authority of the Governor General, I am hereby announcing the Colonial Syrup Mines Draft.

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Dear New New Scottish

15 • Day 604, 15:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

As per His Excellency's orders, there will be a labour draft for everyone between the ages of 12 to 50 to work indefinitely in the new maple syrup mines.

10 citizens a day will be randomly selected with the use of a computer. Those chosen will

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I say, chaps

2 • Day 599, 07:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

let's get this foreign rubbish out of our media, what-what?


ROW ROW

FIGHT THE POWAH



On a completely unrelated note, vote this: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/dear-canucks--854650/1/20

International Top 5, GO

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