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Hey, Poland...

38 Day 790, 12:15 Published in Poland Poland



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Dysfunction in invasions is quite common these days, there's no reason to feel ashamed. You're amongst friends.

It's not you, read more »

Dear eUSA

13 Day 779, 16:17 Published in USA USA



After carefully analysing (and that's with an s) your demands, the United Kingdom has … read more »

Still My Guitar Gently Weeps

9 Day 779, 14:14 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsSjmNgJBU



Good evening eUK.

Tonight, as it stands, the United Kingdom has five battles on enemy territory, attacking the Spanish occupied Wallonia, the Swedish occupied Midtjylland, Norway' … read more »

Plumbers? Sappin' MY Brussels?

7 Day 777, 12:28 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

To all the men, women and Meghan of this great nation, I ask you:

What are we without our brussels?


Some of us love them, some of us fear them, but they are always there. You can have your cabbage and you can have your spinach and

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A new era is upon us!

37 Day 696, 08:52 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

The news of this day will echo down the halls of the eUK for weeks to come (until someone puts up some curtains). It will be copied, replicated, translated, put in binary and maybe even recycled.

We will store this article … read more »