The dread and envy

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The dead and the party

2 • Day 878, 09:33 • Published in United Kingdom

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What's the real strength of a party?

Numbers? Certainly.

I randomly checked about 20 members of Matt Damon party: 1 dead and 3 in a deep coma (wellness 1 or 0.something). Roughly, this would mean one fifth of that party is rather absent, for

A newspaper for Rule Britannia party

0 • Day 877, 19:50 • Published in United Kingdom

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Greetings,

As the possible new president of the party (I'll be sleeping when the polls close) I thought a newspaper could be a good place for exchanging opinions, ideas and so on.

We'll figure out how to make it work.

Best wishes!