The Daily Chuckle - newspaper of Don Coscarelli

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PE teacher breaks world throw-in record

3 • Day 791, 06:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Strange but true: British PE teacher and former gymnast Danny Brooks has set a world record for football's longest throw-in.

The Yorkshireman had his record throw of 49.78m - equivalent to half a football pitch, or five double-decker buses -

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Why it's better to be a Woman!

3 • Day 789, 12:26 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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1. They got off the Titanic first.

2. Their boyfriend's clothes make them look elfin & gorgeous. We look like complete idiots in theirs.

3. They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

4. They have never lusted after a cartoon

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Tractors

2 • Day 787, 07:19 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his

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Little Johnny (Fascinate)

2 • Day 787, 04:53 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to Dublin Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted