Little Johnny (Fascinate)

Day 787, 04:53 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Don Coscarelli

The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to Dublin Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted the word 'fascinate.'"

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Fota Island and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Again, that was good, Sally, but I wanted the word 'fascinate.'"

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could vulgarise the word "fascinate" so she called on him.

Johnny stood by the side of his desk and said with a smile, "My granny has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only fasten 8." 🙂