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The Crying Noob

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Spring Break

17 • Day 4,863, 20:34 • Published in USA USA • Battle orders Battle orders

My fellow Americans: I have excellent news. We have a spring break destination! Initially, I had planned to take the country to Florida, as is traditional.

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President Voots: First Days

22 • Day 4,857, 21:05 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

First Days




(Early Saturday Morning, after the extra bags of emailed votes were counted)
Thank you all.
We had a long night ... and a … read more »

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Voots 4 President: Agenda

26 • Day 4,851, 09:54 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

My fellow Americans:
Here is a brief overview of some of my plans for the upcoming month. For those of you who don’t think that two pages is brief, the TLDR: Free tacos for everyone.


Foreign Policy:
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Voots 4 President

66 • Day 4,847, 04:45 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

My fellow Americans:

I am proud (and horny) to announce my candidacy for the Office of President.
I have been working on these campaign plans for the last few months. With the help of Thee Dude and Stormin EwokJedi, I have

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Vote 4 Feds

14 • Day 4,814, 20:47 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Vote Feds

Good Evening fellow eAmericans! In just a few hours, you will be going on the polls to vote in the 158th congressional election.
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