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Voots for President: Term Three - Revenge of the Voots

14 • Day 4,914, 19:52 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Voots 4 President: Term Three - Revenge of the Voots


May the Fourth be with you.




I am running for a 3rd … read more »

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Voots: Part Two

23 • Day 4,887, 20:27 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Second Term



My fellow Americans:
I would like to thank everyone for electing me to a second term as president. I like to think that I have learned a few things during my first term, so hopefully the second term will be smoother.

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Space F'in Force

18 • Day 4,877, 21:14 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Space F’in Force!
I just wanted to give a quick shoutout to members of the Space Force.









Early on, there was concern about the absence of the … read more »

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War Updates

11 • Day 4,873, 19:40 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



The United States Information Minister would like to assure the American population that there was no attack on the Allied Serbian Base in Ohio. There are also no pending air … read more »

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War

77 • Day 4,867, 20:36 • Published in USA USA • Battle orders Battle orders

My fellow Americans,

It with great seriousness that I write you today. I have proposed an airstrike on Croatia. I do this not out of a desire for conquest or revenge or even lulz. I had hoped, when I ran for Country President, to rule

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