The Constant Gazette - newspaper of Sir_c0nstant

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I seem to have gone off pizza!!!!

8 • Day 793, 23:40 • Published in Australia

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Ok, I have a dilema,

I really like pizza,

but recently for some weird reason I just can't face it.

Can anyone offer me any suggestions as to what I can

1) do With this left over pizza
or

2) What to eat instead.

regards

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PTO’S the Historic view

16 • Day 790, 12:28 • Published in Australia

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Looking at the PTO history in eAustralia, you would think we enjoy it....

What do I mean by this,
well take for example the Republican party of Australia, it was a party started by William Archibald Collins only 2 weeks ago, he put in approx … read more »

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Vote sir_c0nstant for ANP President

8 • Day 786, 23:52 • Published in Australia

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oooops Force of habit.....

But while I've got your attention, you have a few great candidates to choose from guys and as I've stated, I will not be endorsing anyone as it wouldn't be fair.

I believe for most of the candidates I am going to be

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A message from the Minister of Defence (sir_c0nstant)

8 • Day 755, 04:01 • Published in Australia

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Copied and amended from a Winston Churchill speech

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once more able to

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ANP members

4 • Day 755, 03:27 • Published in Australia

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Dear ANP members,
During this busy time I ask you to remember to Vote for me on day 756 to continue my work as party president.
I have done a lot during my last 2 terms, including the remarkable turn around in the senate elections. We had over 90%