The Axolotl Speaks - newspaper of Zammuel

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In b4....

2 • Day 756, 22:49 • Published in Pakistan

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Gordafarid's votes go from 3 to 15 in under 5 minutes at the end of PP voting. \o\

Let's sit back and watch this masterful Iranian internet usage at work.

- Zam

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So Pakistan

6 • Day 745, 20:29 • Published in Pakistan

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I have yet to turn your

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q

into a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XHtEkgU_sI

Can I still stay here?

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Not a PTO

10 • Day 738, 21:22 • Published in Pakistan

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I hear there has been quite a lot of disturbance because of my arrival here. Many people are claiming I am a PTOer or some such. Let me give three facts for why I am not a PTOer and why you should feel silly if you think I am.

1: If I were

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Hello Pakistan

11 • Day 737, 00:35 • Published in Pakistan

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Hey guys, how's it going? I have decided to migrate here to Pakistan for the winter as my pit of water in Malaysia was getting cold.

Hopefully the fact that Dio and me are in the same country will not make the world implode.

And no, don't

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(UOTM): Where We Stand

6 • Day 718, 13:18 • Published in Switzerland

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Hello, all. I am writing this article as I wish to be honest and sincere with everyone in Switzerland about where The Union stands.

To start things off - you'll notice that although initially making quite a lot of noise, we suddenly died down