The Axolotl Speaks - newspaper of Zammuel

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13 • Day 855, 00:11 • Published in Pakistan

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I HAVE BEEN DUPED OUT OF MY CONGRESS MEDAL THIS MONTH.

CURSE YOU, SERBIA.

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War? What war?

10 • Day 799, 09:47 • Published in Pakistan

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I have heard a lot of talking going on about a war between India and Pakistan. I am not sure where this rumor has come from but let me please state here and now: There … read more »

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Update for the concerned ePaki about these ST6 threats

15 • Day 788, 02:06 • Published in Pakistan

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Or STD or whatever they call themselves.

If you haven't been keeping up with the news, there are a bunch of eRambos spamming our newspapers and claiming they are "going to f us up". Oh okay. Well folks, when they F us up I'll let you

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Zammuel in Sindh

6 • Day 760, 06:20 • Published in Pakistan

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I was going to make a video for this like I always do with my congress candidatures, but my inspiration was lost. I might make one if I win (which is likely), I'm not sure yet.

Basically, here is the deal: There are a lot of people who might run

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Pakistan Reunited!

4 • Day 758, 19:41 • Published in Pakistan

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Get ready for the congress rush, you guyz \o/

(No seriously - this does mean that PTOers will have more room to get into congress. Hopefully we have enough willing members from DIU or PDC ready to run to take their places?)